The office coffee pot is broken. PGP.

My entire office is covered in wood paneling. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

I was just approached to be on the show “Married at First Sight.” PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.