Housekeeping just switched our toilet paper from 3-ply quilted to commercial 2-ply. PGP.

Starbucks in my office is out of cold brew. PGP.

Really excited about the new water cooler, you guys. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.

Wife said I have to turn my Instagram to “private”. Now I will never get 100 likes. PGP.

Due to low seniority, having to work the 4th. And the 5th. PGP.

Ghosted a potential supplier. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.