I got told I need to be proactive by my boss. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

“Buy anything on Prime Day?” PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.