I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.
“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.
My rival at the company gym is twice my age. PGP.
Font is getting smaller and smaller. I’m considering buying a pair of reading glasses. PGP.
Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.
Never in my life needed TUMS until today. PGP.
I use the Grandex podcasts to keep my days straight. PGP.
Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.
“Your password is about to expire.” PGP.
When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.