Took a half day to go to a game that’s most likely getting rained out. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

Reigniting an old college flame while in town for work only to be ghosted when you leave. PGP.

That guy in the cubes that advertises his soreness due to physical activity over the weekend. PGP.

Realizing that the fantasy football buy-in is out of budget after already agreeing to participate. PGP.

Just got my door pass for the office. I’ve worked here for two months. PGP.

Stoked for temp work at this point. PGP.

Getting asked to write your own position description. PGP.