Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

My boss indirectly told me he only keeps me around because I’m pretty. PGP.

Scrolling through college memories on Timehop while avoiding work at your boring 9-5. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

In the center of the path of totality but didn’t get to watch the eclipse because my boss wouldn’t let us off. PGP.

New manager wants everything hand-written to be in cursive. PGP.

Drafting your letter of resignation to leave your first post-grad job. PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.

Going from a full time position back to an internship. PGP.

LinkedIn notified me it’s a vendor’s birthday today. Wondering if I should mention it during the call tomorrow or not. PGP.