Fantasizing about dual monitors. PGP.

Calling into the hurricane hotline to see if the office is closed today. PGP.

Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.

I die a little inside every time I have to eat oatmeal for breakfast in the office. PGP.

Message Recall Failure: Message cannot be recalled. PGP.

“Any big plans for the long holiday weekend?” PGP.

Went into the office to make a good impression on the new boss. Got pulled over on the way. PGP.

The realization that nobody actually reads the daily reports I’m required to write. PGP.

That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.