Deactivated my social media accounts to focus on work. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Forgetting your work computer password after a long weekend and getting locked out. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Boss called me while I was out of the office at a dentist appointment, and I actually considered picking up while my dentist had his hands in my mouth. PGP.

I’ve been at the office for almost 3 hours now and still don’t have anything to work on. PGP.

The amount of anxiety that comes with deciding whether to sign your email off with “Best,”, “Best regards,”, or “Cheers,”. PGP.

My afternoon has consisted of Excel and the repetitive IRS hold music. PGP.

The thousand yard stare you blankly give your monitor while fantasizing about a rich and exotic lifestyle far removed from the mundane chore of the 9-5 work week. PGP.