When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.

Week 5 at the new job. Already fed up with unnecessary office drama. Decided to give my two weeks. PGP.

Tums. PGP.

Colleagues that make jokes in public that people would only understand if they work here. PGP.

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.