Received an email thread with the subject line “Happy Friday.” PGP.

Most of my job is spent working on TPS reports. PGP.

“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

Coworkers that audibly eat at their desks. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.

“Upcoming PTO: …” in the signature. PGP.

Bar exam results come out Friday and I have to be in public. PGP.

Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.