People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

A Sponge Bob meme got blocked at work because it had the word bikini on it. PGP.

Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.

Look good, play good. Except I can no longer fit in my “look good” clothing. PGP.

New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.