Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Anxiety before handing in my two week notice. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

I’m just trying daily to meet my wife on Bumble. Is that too much to ask? PGP.

Spending too much time making a “creative” gif of yourself to add to the new employee intro email….Outlook doesn’t support gifs. PGP.

The city I live in doesn’t allow alcohol sales before noon on Sunday and just outlawed bottomless mimosas. PGP.

Decided to just work from home today and tell nobody. Not a single person noticed. PGP.