Standing next to the register at Safeway for 9 minutes until the clock hits noon and you can legally purchase the six separate bottles of alcohol in your cart. PGP.

When people Instagram a picture of just themselves at a wedding but make the caption about the couple. PGP.

Being forcibly named the commissioner of your company’s Fantasy Football league. PGP.

Boss had to check the name plate on my cubicle before introducing me to the new hire. PGP.

Staycation week=job interview week. PGP.

Pretty sure I have hemorrhoids. I’m 22. PGP.

Getting reprimanded for putting Last Chance U in the Education section of my company profile. PGP.

Due to restructuring, not knowing if someone got canned or is just taking vacation. PGP.

My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.