Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

I’ve had my last good hair day. PGP.

Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

My coworker spends half of lunch hour fixing his fidget spinner. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

The banner ad for Random Tropical Paradise alone is going to make me watch it. PGP.