Using the rent money for New Year’s Eve. PGP.

Gray hair streaks and acne. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I needed sunglasses. PGP.

The highlight of my week was setting up my auto reply email for Christmas vacation. PGP.

My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

May need to start doing a cost-benefit analysis for Christmas shopping. PGP.

It’s one thing not being able to justify being hungover to your boss, it’s another thing to no longer be able to justify it to yourself. PGP.

This year, my stock portfolio gained the equivalent of 20 minutes of parking downtown. PGP.