Going stag to the office Holiday party. PGP.

I stop doing anything productive around 2:30 on Thursday. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.

The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

I bet the Chive’s HR Department is a nightmare. PGP.

The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.