My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.

My life isn’t really dope, and I rarely do dope shit. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Losing the privilege of working from home. PGP.

The longest commitment I’ve kept this year has been my lease. PGP.

My girlfriend won’t even let me watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I have to bring my own coffee to work. PGP.