I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

Trying to find a sober picture for your LinkedIn profile. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

I recently added Anheuser-Busch to my stock portfolio. Now my unbridled drinking habit is an investment. PGP.

Hourly pay, salary responsibilities. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.