My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.
Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.
Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP
Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP
The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.
Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.
Kentucky (-18) to make rent. PGP.
Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.