My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Kentucky (-18) to make rent. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.