Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP

Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP