A Michigan Fraternity Sent This Amazing PowerPoint To A Sorority Asking Them To Be Their Tailgate Partners

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This makes your quarterly sales report look like dogshit.

We were forwarded this PowerPoint presentation from an anonymous source this morning and my god, these guys are resourceful. This is an excellent use of Microsoft’s most underutilized member of the Office Suite. Most people lie about being proficient in PP on their résumé, but this is a masterful use of the software. This is straight out of Prestige Worldwide HQ.

I have no idea how Big 10 tailgates work (other than being cold and really drunk), but per our resident Big 10 alum, it is common for Big 10 fraternities to pair up with sororities for game day ragers in the backyards of fraternity houses. Sounds pretty awesome.

The brothers of UM’s Delta Tau Delta felt like pitching the hell out of an unnamed UM sorority to court them as their gameday booze buddies. Instead of coming up with some bullshit serenade where some goober plays an acoustic guitar and the pledges take their shirts off, ΔTΔ went all out. The following is a prime example of a perfectly executed dance of seduction by Delt.


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Like I said. Surgical. It’s a textbook interaction with sorority girls. Make them feel safe, put names to faces, make them laugh, be organized. Good night, Jim Kyte. If these ladies don’t accept this beautiful, red bouquet of internet roses, then they just flat out don’t deserve these dudes. This is an A+ effort and I applaud them.

With the hiring of Jim Harbaugh and good old fashioned chivalry like this, it looks like everything’s coming up Blue. Best of luck, fellas.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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