I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

Debating on actually getting insurance or taking one for America and paying the tax penalty. PGP.

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

Being an intern at 23. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

The head of my company’s diversity committee is an old white guy. PGP.

Mentally planning a solo celebratory lunch at Applebee’s for reaching 500+ on LinkedIn. PGP.