I saw the sun for 20 minutes today. PGP.

My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

When the conference call waiting music legitimately becomes “your jam.” PGP.

I didn’t drink this weekend, by choice. PGP.

I don’t know what’s more concerning, that I’m the only one in my office not dressed up for Halloween or that my boss is wearing the most complex Hellraiser costume I’ve ever seen. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

My manager has started using emojis in her emails. PGP.

Made the big financial splurge for Spotify Premium. PGP

When one microwaveable chicken pot pie just isn’t enough. PGP.