Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

I’m better prepared to get Ebola than to get someone pregnant. PGP.

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.

Looking ridiculous with business formal but not being taken seriously with business casual. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

Finding the middle ground between being an asset and being a liability. PGP.