Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

The combined record of my college team, my pro team, and my two fantasy football teams: 1-12. PGP.

My middle-aged coworker just ask me if I knew where to buy weed. PGP.

Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.

Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

Finding weed is hard. PGP.