A middle aged divorced female co-worker called her new boy toy “bae” today. PGP.

Going back to college on weekends to show how successful you are at doing nothing. PGP.

One roommate is a car salesman and the other is a server. Both make more than I do, and I have an engineering degree. PGP.

My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP.

Never being worried about random drug tests at the office until the Monday after homecoming weekend. PGP.

Having the worst Excel game in the office. PGP.

Not being able to afford ESPN Insider. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.