I thought I was to the age where the engagements were over, then the next wave started.

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

My boss had more of a “wild” weekend than I did. PGP.