My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

The “O” key on my keyboard is starting to stick. PGP

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.