I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

Corporate just lowered our mileage reimbursement. PGP.

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

“K-Cup Bin Full. Please Empty.” PGP.

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Stopped at two Dunkin’ Donuts for free donuts. PGPM.

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP