Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.
“Why don’t these numbers match?”
My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp
I don’t care about your kids.
My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.
Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP
“Are you busy?” PGP.
My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.
“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.
Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.