New title, same pay. PGP.
The boss is with me all week. PGP.
I need to get a girlfriend soon or people will start asking questions. PGP.
Waking up early to workout but convincing yourself that sleep would be more beneficial. PGP.
Too tired for sex. PGP.
I have no idea what my credit score is. PGP.
“Yeah, he’s calmed down a lot since college.” PGP.
Never getting used to how awkward you sound on your voicemail. PGP.
“Come to think of it, I probably had a drinking problem in college.” PGP.