I don’t remember anything from college. PGP.

The walk of shame back to my office after being in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes or so. PGP.

NyQuil: because Ambien is too expensive. PGP.

Showing enthusiasm during your interview that won’t exist once you begin working. PGP.

Can’t sleep sober, can’t work hungover. PGP.

Unfortunately, our music licenses force us to limit the number of tracks you may skip each hour. PGP.

Hungover naps in the handicap stall. PGP.

I just want to go to a good old fashioned house party. PGP.

This website is blocked by your server. PGP.

“I brought my lunch today, sorry.” PGP.