“We split the bill, but his entree was more expensive than mine.” PGP.

“Yeah, I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.” PGP.

“I’m going to start working out next Monday. I’m serious this time.” PGP.

Getting called the wrong name by your interviewer, and being too scared to correct them. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

Graduated last year. Interns call you old. PGP.

Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.

The paradox of having a hot HR lady. PGP.

No pledges to clean up your apartment. PGP.