There’s a special place in hell for the coworker who doesn’t take the time to refill the Keurig water reservoir. PGP.

Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

The clip on my ID badge broke.

Realizing your boss is straight out of Office Space. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

My female roommate asked me why I’m shedding more hair in the shower than her. PGP.

Gluten free bread was served at the luncheon. PGP.

Woman in the cube next to me spent all day making personal calls. She cried multiple time. PGP.

Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP.

Every time our boss sends out a mass email, the person across from me insists on reading it out loud.