No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.