My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Waking up and leaving 15 minutes earlier just to avoid riding the train with your coworkers PGP

Blood Pressure going up, on a Tuesday…

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.

My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.

Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

Taking fake poops

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Just saw Floyd Mayweather blow my annual salary in 2 minutes. Pgp