“They have no idea I’m blaring 2 Chainz in my headphones while looking at spreadsheets.” PGP.

“How much are you supposed to spend on a wedding gift?” PGP.

“Am I too old to wear a tank top?” PGP.

“I can forward you to my supervisor if you’d like to speak with him.” PGP.

“What’s your extension again?” PGP.

Clicking the mouse extra hard when someone walks by. PGP.

“We should be playing golf today.” PGP.

Memos over memes. PGP.

“I could screw this company so bad.” PGP.

“Do you think I can expense this?” PGP.

“Outlook is down.” PGP.

When your banner ads switch from whiskey and rowdy gentleman to online MBA and networking ads. PGP.