I need to get a girlfriend soon or people will start asking questions. PGP.

“What are your plans for the 4th?” PGP.

“I’m in the wedding, but I’m just an usher.” PGP.

“I could run this company so much better.” PGP.

I haven’t stayed up past 2 am since the Bush administration. PGP.

Waking up early to workout but convincing yourself that sleep would be more beneficial. PGP.

I don’t really understand the difference between an IRA and a Roth IRA. PGP.

Fuck it, I didn’t really like my hairline anyway. PGP.

Having to delete your internet history. PGP.

“I’m thinking about starting my own business.” PGP.

“Yeah, I don’t plan on staying out later than midnight anyway.” PGP.

“Which games are you going back for this fall?” PGP.