On the phone with IT. PGP.

When your G Chat buddies go to lunch. PGP.

“I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here.” PGP.

Touching base. PGP.

Elevator rides with your boss. PGP.

I’m seriously considering signing up for one of those Dave Ramsey “Financial Peace University” classes. PGP.

“How in the Hell is everybody able to afford all of these trips?” PGP.

You’re just an alcoholic now. PGP.

Wide awake despite an entire day of thinking you’d get to bed early. PGP.

Actually considering a Miller 64. PGP.

Contemplating online dating. PGP.

That time of year when people post car temperature photos to Facebook. PGP.