Are you willing to relocate? PGP.

The early bird gets the worm. PGP.

Scrolling through the slew of emails that you ignored on Friday. PGP.

Interview: “How willing are you to travel for this position?” Once hired: 0% travel. PGP.

“So how many girl scout boxes should I put you down for?” PGP.

My liver is the Toby of my body. PGP.

“That recruiter never called me back.” PGP.

Over-experienced for jobs you don’t want and can’t get hired, under-experienced for the jobs you do want and can’t get hired. PGP.

Being too inexperienced for entry level jobs. PGP.

“I need to get it together this week.” PGP.

“I’m getting too old for this.” PGP.

Finally broke that year-long slump. PGP.