I work in retail.
My work wife is almost triple my age. PGP.
It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.
Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.
2am panic attacks over nothing in particular
Counting the length of my pre-workout-induced poop as cardio. PGP.
Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.
The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP
I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.
First sip of coffee, first stain of the day
Our national conclave next spring is in Vegas. Already booked the days off, and the two days after, for recovery. PGP.
Every coozie I have is from a wedding. PGP.