Catching your self beginning a story with “back when I was your age.” PGP.

Totally regretting the times you didn’t want to nap when you were younger. PGP.

“Son, when are you finally going to take over your own car insurance?” PGP.

The coworker with the worst body odor always sitting next to you in meetings. PGP.

College me would hate postgrad me. PGP.

Looking forward to sleeping more than drinking. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Living less young, not nearly as wild, and hardly free. PGP.

Having to explain “twerking” to your coworkers. PGP.

Your boss wanting to strike up a conversation mid-pee at the urinal. PGP.

Going down a YouTube wormhole and losing an entire workday of productivity. PGP.

It’s bring your kid to work day, and I’ve never been more uncomfortable. PGP.