Started my diet this morning, but the company catered Olive Garden for lunch. PGP.

Mastering the art of zoning out for 8 hours. PGP.

Hearing music from your childhood on classic rock stations. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.

Genuinely excited over a new pair of work socks. PGP.

“I can’t handle more than a couple college football tailgates this year.” PGP.

Saying “Let me check my schedule,” knowing damn well you’re not busy. PGP.

Being corrected by an intern. PGP.

Watching the Food Network to learn how to cook then giving up and hitting McDonald’s. PGP.

Making sure to turn off all the electricity in your place before you leave for work. PGP.

Sitting in the shower. PGP.

Wrapping your coins and taking them to the bank. PGP.