Walking out of the bathroom with your tie still flipped over your shoulder. PGP.

Look at you, now look at us. All my friends look broke as fuck. PGP.

When the whispering in a neighboring cube is more distracting than the person yelling on the other side of you. PGP.

Saying you need a vacation immediately after getting back from vacation. PGP.

Not knowing how long it’s been since you cleaned your coffee mug. PGP.

That asshole coworker that loves to reenact the GEICO hump day camel commercial. PGP.

Momentarily forgetting your age. PGP.

Dreading 26 and the fact that you’ll have to find your own health insurance policy. PGP.

Constantly seeking other employment. PGP.

Being the new guy that’s forced to stay late every time. PGP.

You don’t have any Snaps :( PGP.

Having to Google slang. PGP.