Pretending to be amused when your coworker shows you what they believe to be a funny YouTube video. PGP.

So this is the rest of my life? PGP.

Coworkers finding ridiculous reasons to bring treats for everyone at the office. PGP.

Getting the ugly waitress at Hooters. PGP.

Drinking red wine “for the antioxidants.” PGP.

Having a work cell that rings more than your personal cell. PGP.

Shamelessly rocking dress socks at the gym. PGP.

Hoarding office supplies. PGP.

Taking baby aspirin to reduce your risk of heart attack. PGP.

Practicing an exaggerated and glorified description of your job before a family gathering. PGP.

Dripping your Chipotle burrito on your white shirt. PGP.

Getting into arguments with the copy machine. PGP.