When buying tampons for your wife isn’t embarrassing anymore. PGP.

Encouraging friends to move out of state so that you have a free place to vacation. PGP.

Learning the hard way not to honk at any retarded drivers near your office because your boss is one of them. PGP.

When someone takes the bathroom stall you’re attached to. PGP.

It’s 8 o’clock. Only 3 more hours until only 5 more hours. PGP.

Thinking “I used to act like that?!” when you see 21 year olds having fun at the bar. PGP.

“Why don’t you grab a desk in the bullpen?” PGP.

“Yes sir, absolutely. Decaf or regular?” PGP.

“Come by my desk and sign the birthday card.” PGP.

Your eyesight getting progressively worse with every hour you work. PGP.

Using vacation days on hangovers. PGP.

My parents didn’t renew my gas card. PGP.