Printing completely useless information just so you have a reason to get up and walk around. PGP.

Abandoning the daily Nike shorts and t-shirts for actual clothes. PGP.

The mental cost-benefit analysis of the inevitable hangover you do when deciding to go out or not. PGP.

Having to schedule doctor appointments over your lunch hour. PGP.

Constantly deleting internet history on the work computer. PGP.

Catching yourself saying, “Kids these days.” PGP.

Never having your I.D. checked at the bar anymore. PGP.

Envying unpaid college interns. PGP.

“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.

My fridge has more take out boxes than real food. PGP.

Not remembering what 22 feels like. PGP.

The 17 pins you have to pull out of a brand new shirt. PGP.