Vacations going from “blacking out on a beach somewhere and staying out all night” to “reading a book on a beach somewhere and getting a good nights sleep.” PGP.

Calling your dad and cussing him out over the two back hairs you discovered this morning. PGP.

Endorsing the office slacker for Social Media on LinkedIn. PGP.

Finding excuses to visit your parents so you can actually eat a decent meal. PGP.

Actually having to leave messages. PGP.

2 hours of being drunk, 24 hours of being hungover. PGP.

Considering pawning some things to pay the electric bill. PGP.

Leaving an acceptance letter from another company in your current company’s fax machine. PGP.

Daydreaming about happy hour during work, but being too tired to attend when five o’clock comes. PGP.

Accidentally hitting “Don’t Save.” PGP.

Intentionally letting your boss win your fantasy football matchup. PGP.

Leaving the bars before 2:00am so you can beat the traffic. PGP.