“Who wants to sign up for our co-ed softball team?” PGP.

When comparing blood pressure medication becomes a conversation amongst friends. PGP.

Actually caring about your credit score. PGP.

Looking across the office at weird angles to see at what point your boss can see your monitor. PGP.

Perfecting the least noticeable route to your desk so no one sees you sneak in 10 minutes late. PGP.

Having no idea what “casual” clothing is anymore. PGP.

Thoughts of “Oh fuck, now what?” when your office phone rings. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

Getting the broken chair in the meeting room that leans back way too far. PGP.

Saying you’ll “write it off” after making a purchase, despite having no idea how that works. PGP.

I’m gonna save this money so hard. PGP.

Having pathetic ironing skills. PGP.