“Would you like to take a brief survey at the end of this call?” PGP.

The person standing outside the single bathroom stall waiting for you to finish. PGP.

Refusing to transfer money from checking to savings because you like the sight of a four digit number. PGP.

Lunch break social media updates. PGP.

People who type in ALL CAPS. PGP.

Your PTO request for the Friday of Homecoming weekend is already rejected. PGP.

Always having an additional, work-related tab open just incase someone walks by. PGP.

All I ate today was donuts and pizza. PGP.

I can’t even afford Ikea. PGP.

Being excited about your weekend plans turning into being excited about having nothing going on during the weekend as you get older. PGP.

Shamelessly carrying reading material on your way to the bathroom. PGP.

Watching Shark Week with no drinking involved. PGP.